I'm safely back home, and have downloaded the pictures from our trip. We didn't take many, but here they are.
It was really damn cold. Bracingly cold. Bitterly cold. The kind of cold that makes you think your eyeballs could fall out. We were bundled, but it still didn't feel like enough, even standing in the CTA tunnels to catch the red line.
One of the best parts of the whacky jazz show at the Ice Factory? They have a cat named Ernest Borgnine, and he wears a bow tie.
Trent was totally horrified by the rack rates for our hotel room (it wasn't THAT nice).
I was just impressed with the view from the 46th floor.
Seattle's public library is cool, but Chicago's is by god imposing, with really cool statuary on the top (and check out that blue sky!).
The fiber reportI spent our travel time working on a sock from some lovely handpaint that my tea swap buddy,
Tawana, sent me. It's from
J. Knits and it's lurvely. I'm using 2 mm needles because it seems skinnier than most merino sock yarns.
Here's what I bought at
Loopy Yarns. That's 3 skeins of Fleece Artist 2/6 merino sock yarn; in Blue Lagoon, Burgundy, and Rainforest; lounging against 8 oz of roving.
Meanwhile, my sweet Sweetie gave me an early birthday/anniversary/Christmas present, some roving from
Spunky Eclectic. I dived right into the Tahiti-colored BFL. Mmmmm, tropical.
A tale of great clumsinessToday I went to work wearing trousers that have fairly shallow pockets. I went to the restroom. My big wad of keys were in my pocket. In one of those totally automatic series of motions, I stood up from the toilet and flushed while silmultaneously pulling up my pants. My keys fell out of my pocket, straight into the flushing center of the toilet.
It turns out that the movies really have moments like this right. Time slows down, and your mouth forms a perfect O as you desperately grab at the thing you've dropped and shriek "Nooooooooooooooooo."
But yes! They flushed right on down. The nice folks at my workplace called plumbers, but it was to no avail. I learned that commercial pipes are 4" wide (with a 3" p-trap), so my keys are, presumably, now making their way through the sewer system. Like Clementine, they're lost and gone forever.
A kind coworker gave me a ride home, and another coworker will take me to work tomorrow so I can retrieve my car using Trent's keys. Unfortunately, my car has a microchipped ignition key, so I'm going to have to shell out some pretty substantial bucks to get another one from the manufacturer.
The best part of this tale of woe is people's reaction when I tell them I flushed my keys. They feel like they should be sympathetic, but usually the cackling hysteria wins.
Readers are encouraged to improve my day by leaving a comment about the dumbest or clumsiest thing they've ever done.